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jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

^ BOOM!!

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yes. finally. for fucks sake. 

kawaii-cakes:

A little giveaway for my lovely followers♡ 

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  • Dollywink eyelashes - Sweet Girly
  • Pink Maxstar platforms (size 8)
  • Purple/Pink Wig

RULES

  • Must be Following me
  • Reblog as many times as you want
  • likes don’t count
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Must have an open askbox
  • must be comfortable giving me your address

I ship anywhere in the world. I’ll be using random.org to chose the winner on June 15. If I don’t get a response from the winner within 3 days I’ll be choosing again. Good Luck, dears (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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CLICK THE SQUARES.

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THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.

FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.

….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.

everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome

they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.

ITS BACK!

this is addictive. i selected all squares

CLICK IT ALL

 I EVEN MADE A RING TONE OUTTA IT

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nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
F*ck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

Reblogging for the comments

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

PLOT TWIST: THEY ARE ACTUALLY MICROSCOPIC ZOMBIES RIPPING AWAY AT THE SIDES OF YOU UTERUS…

Oh, wait… That is actually what it feels like. :-/

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